On Topic

As if on cue, the Onion is already here to mock me for my etymological prowess.

I am always telling my other struggling artist, freelance graphic designer, and independent T-shirt-maker friends that this is the neighborhood to take it to. It's the next big thing. Sure, it's an hour from my day job and right next to a stinky canal and a power station, but that's the whole charm—it keeps the yuppies out.

Onion: Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood