Things Annoying Me Today

1) April showers.

2) Celebrities on talk shows who clap at the audience when making their entrance.

3) This graph:


4) Wii elbow

5) That I can't assertain the meaning of this shirt:


I mean, my first instinct is that it's a play on male genitalia size. But then why -- of all metaphors in the world -- use fingers? Since fingers are a readily available male genitalia substitute for millions of teenagers, lesbians, and creative types, I have to take the fingers literally. So now the only interpretation I have is that this chick wants to get fisted...but I somehow doubt they would sell that at Hot Topic. Very confusing.

...so that's annoying. Ideas?