Further Comment

Scenes between me and Bri's brother.

(Getting into his off-roadin' car {Dukes of Hazzard style})
Me: How do the seatbelts work?
Bri' Brother: They don't.

(Going 70 mph through the desert in a car with no windshield)
Me: I'm getting sand in my eyes. How do you keep them open?
Bri's Brother: I don't.

(Describing what happens when people at his parties aren't having enough fun)
Bri's Brother: I hit them with poles in the knees.
Me: Oh.
Bri's Brother: Pretty sweet.