New York City Soap Opera

So Darren asks Joanne out. Joanne accepts. They eat at China Grill. (Nice restaurant. I've been there.) Darren pays, despite Joanne offering to split the check.

At some point after the meal, Darren gets the idea that Joanne didn't like him.

Rather than just chalk it up to a bad date (hey, it happens, right?) Darren... Well, Darren has other plans.

Ewwwwww....you just know you want to read the rest. (It even has actual post-date voicemails for you to enjoy!)

(via Gawker)