Confession

1) Time spent writing the TPOTY post - 45 seconds
2) Time spent compositing Time cover with fat nude man - 3 minutes
3) Time spent on images.google.com typing permutations like "fat guy naked", "old man typing nude", "obese pedophile nude" to find said fat nude man image - 32 minutes

(Confession postscript -- My next post will also entirely consist of a list with numbers. So dies American prose.)