Are you a "real" adult?

Clearly, this is a topic on many people's minds. So many metrics, so little ways to actually know. (I have a job and a wife, but live with my mom....or, I have a cat and a car, but am hopelessly single...or I'm Ivy League educated and married, but only wear those moronic/ironic t-shirts they advertise on the Onion).

Finally, there's a concrete way to know your status:

Follow this link.

If you can hear the melodious sound, you are officially Not An Adult.

Long live youth! Explanation of what you are hearing (or not hearing, as the case may be) lives here.